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December 2008

Hey kids, just wanted to wish you a Happy New Year. I’m out of town until tomorrow night at a motel with a very weak wifi connection (that’s why I finished up the year’s lists yesterday, what did you think of the lists, by the way?). Anyway, back to the regularly scheduled flood of boobies that I typically offer you. Enjoy.

The Year in Blog Posts

topherchris: blogoporno: Periodically I post personal crap that you don’t care about because those posts don’t feature pendulous boobs covered in the frothy white leavings of an improbably large cock. Still, a lot of crap happened this year, here’s a recap: Topherchris and I have a special homoerotic relationship. I was hoping you’d bring this up. Unfortunately, a single post cannot...

My Top 25 Favorite Posts (10-1)

I sifted through the more than 6000 posts I had this year and whittled those down to 139 posts. Then, I went through those 139 posts and found these: my top 25 favorite posts for the year. 10. A very pretty picture of not yet a blowjob. 9. A sexy and almost artsy handjob/cumshot picture. 8. It’s a fucking cowgirl! Except, she’s not fucking, which is generally a possibility here but...

Bottom 25: The Least Visited Posts (5-1)

5. If she was trying to cover up she kind of missed. Kind of. 4. I think she’s pulling down on the shirt because if she didn’t, the shirt wouldn’t even cover below her nipples. Either that or I’m just having a bout of wishful thinking, which you should not awaken me from. 3. Why is no one helping her find her contacts? 2. She appears to be slightly worried about the...

Top 50: The Most Visited Posts (5-1)

5. I have no idea what exactly is going on here … nor do I have any idea why it’s so popular. 4. A nude blonde … looking forward … to the future … and in the future … boobies. 3. It’s just a damn damn fine view. Damn fine. 2. I would not normally expect titfucking to be so popular. Clearly, I’m an idiot. It has boobies and cock, something for...

My Top 25 Favorite Posts (25-11)

I sifted through the more than 6000 posts I had this year and whittled those down to 139 posts. Then, I went through those 139 posts and found these: my top 25 favorite posts for the year. 25. Let’s start off with my admission that Naked Man Week was all part of a homosexual conspiracy to make you gay. Did it work? 24. It would be criminal of me not to include at least one redhead in a...

The Year in Blog Posts

Periodically I post personal crap that you don’t care about because those posts don’t feature pendulous boobs covered in the frothy white leavings of an improbably large cock. Still, a lot of crap happened this year, here’s a recap: I got accepted to film school and had to make plans to completely turn my life upside down. Topherchris and I have a special homoerotic...

Top 10 Posts off the Feed

So, I’ve been doing the top 50 posts but that’s based on views on the site itself. Those numbers don’t take into account people who viewed and/or clicked a post that they pulled off the RSS feed but I track that too, so let’s take a look at the Top 10 posts of the year from the RSS feed: 10. Damn hot Brit model, Lucy Pinder’s boobs are only the 10th most popular...

Bottom 25: The Least Visited Posts (10-6)

10. A blowjob with some nice perky breasts. What’s not to love here? Tan lines? 9. Oh, I see how it is, a nice tender topless kiss just doesn’t rate very high with you folks, does it? 8. I love the look on her face (yes, I actually look at more of a picture than just the boobies … occasionally). 7. I see why this one is not so popular… her ass, which looks very nice...

Top 50: The Most Visited Posts (10-6)

10. Just a bit of tender cock holding. 9. I think someone’s been a bit naughty … 8. Showerhead fun! 7. She looks a lot like Tricia Helfer to me, I think I’ll have to examine those nude photos of Helfer a lot closer so I can be sure, though. 6. Just a damn near perfect view of her ass.

Top 10 Referrers

Oops, yesterday was busy and I didn’t post the next sections of the top and bottom lists. Well, I’m going to hold off on the bottom 20 and the top 10 until Monday but today I will share the top 10 referrers, because I appreciate those folks who bring you to me. Also, next week I’ll share my own top 25 favorite posts and some other listy business. Top 10 Referrers: 10. Le...

Top 50: The Most Visited Posts (20-11)

20. Naked in the rain. Sexy but I think she’s going to catch a cold. 19. A gorgeous view … of the beach, I mean. Yes. Beach. 18. You have to love these high contrast nudes. Have to. Or else. 17. Ah, Jenya, the pale, raven-haired, chesty beauty. I don’t really have anything further to say. I’m just going to sit here and sigh. *sigh* 16. Remember, don’t let go too...

Top 50: The Most Visited Posts (30-21)

30. Still not really thrilled by the blowjob here, I just really like that kitchen. 29. This picture has an oddly innocent quality to it. 28. I love pictures of Karina, her breasts have a sort of improbable quality to them. 27. My version of a porn DVD cover in response to a Fleshbot post. 26. Jessica Difeo almost has a classic nude model quality. We need to get her a groovy 60s haircut. 25....

Bottom 25: The Least Visited Posts (15-11)

15. Justine Joli is being abducted by a descendent of Robbie the Robot! 14. One of the most lovely examples of facepalm I can think of. 13. Another large breasted blonde sadly passed over by your attentions. 12. I love the full back tatoo. 11. What’s not to love about this bottomless picture? Come back Friday for the next 5!

Top 10 Keywords

Well, here are the top 10 keywords that have brought people here, filtering out searches for the blog’s name itself. Couldn’t find a results for a couple of the keywords, but I added a nice little example for each of the rest. 10. iga wywral 9. sexoteric 8. imagefap 7. digital desire 6. cliolune 5. strangeros 4. Alley Baggett 3. Jenni Kohoutova 2. Erica Campbell 1....

Top 50: The Most Visited Posts (40-31)

40. There really are very few things sexier than this. 39. Three cute girls pressing their boobs together. I wonder why this was popular. 38. There’s something artistic and sexy about people fucking out of focus in the background of a picture. 37. I don’t think she drives the truck in those shoes. 36. Another kind of artsy shot. 35. Calvin Klein jeans, because you are looking at...

Top 50: The Most Visited Posts (50-41)

50. A butterfly with balls. 49. For some reason I’m surprised when the messier pictures are more popular. I shouldn’t be, should I? 48. She’s got a good grip there. 47. A very contrasty blowjob. 46. A little bit of my photoshop goofing off. 45. Cute tattooed girl in black and white. 44. She kind of looks like Sienna Miller. 43. Every day should be Justine Joli Day. 42....

Bottom 25: The Least Visited Posts (25-16)

25. I’m sure you just missed this sexy picture because you got distracted by the bare-breasted ladies in the other pictures. Take another look. 24. How did you miss this lovely cocksucking picture? 23. A large breasted blonde woman, what could you possibly see in her? ;) 22. Okay so it’s a bit of a static fucking picture, still it’s hot. 21. Comstock Films was raising...

Reader Week and Lists

I haven’t mentioned it since my initial post but this week is Reader Week. Feel free to send along links or whatever to share if the mood should strike you. In the mean time I have lists! LISTS LISTS WONDERFUL GLORIOUS LISTS! Lists I’ll be posting all week just for you. What lists? End of the year lists, of course. Let’s relive 2008, together with boobies, shall we? ...